A brief guide to Vampires

3:58 pm in Humor by admin

nosferatu

Nosferatu aka Vampire.

Put a stake through the heart, cut off the head, and stuff the mouth with garlic. Crosses, holy water, garlic, and silver offer limited protection. Dislikes daylight.

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Emopire

Play Good Charlotte and leave a razor in plain sight.  It will cut itself to death.

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